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Winner of the Coolest Headstone Competition

Updated: Mar 15, 2023

Amusing tales from Will Writer Wayne Barnett!

Our winner of the 'Coolest Headstone' competition is Russell J. Larsen - Logan, Utah, USA.

The inscription on his headstone read:


  1. It is important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

  2. It is important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

  3. It is important to have a woman whom you can trust and doesn’t lie to you.

  4. It is important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes to be with you.

  5. It is very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you can end up dead like me!

Headstone of Russell J. Larsen
"The two things I love most good horses and beautiful women, and when I die I hope they tan this old hide of mine and make it into a ladies riding saddle so I can rest in peace between the two things I love best."


For further information and advice on writing or reviewing your UK or Cypriot Will, or reviewing your UK Inheritance Tax position, please contact Wayne Barnett FCA, MIPW, STEP Affiliate on 26 600780 or


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